Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, September 19, 2010,
Basically we should just write this week off. We were never
going to win. Most of the papers care not for the crimes carried out by or
covered up by the Catholic Church and neither do the television news programs.
They have God on their side so that is such a massive positive that all other
things are swept away. That is the right God by the way, not one of those funny
foreign Gods.
Try this thought
experiment; a Muslim leader wants...
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Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, September 5, 2010,
Yesterday at the Dorset County Show my nephew asked “what
are those?” pointing at a bull that was walking away from us.
What am I supposed to
say? He is 8 and inquisitive and clearly doesn’t know, so there is only one
thing to do, go for it.
“They are testicles.”
“What are testicles?”
Ah, crap, I thought he’d just be happy with that, “Ummm, they are its
sex organs.” The predictable response was indeed forth...
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Posted by Martyn Norris on Monday, June 21, 2010,
I’m not sure if this should go on the Allotment blog or my general one so I’ve put it both, I’m not sire what I’ll do in the future.
So I've been doing a little more Guerrilla Gardening. There is some bare soil near my house and so I had put plants in it.
On the Guerrilla Gardening website there is a section on how to create seed
bombs but I didn't want to do that. The small area is “looked after” by someone ...
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Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, March 28, 2010,
“Yeah, Significant Other was admitted on Friday evening,
yeah, had emergency surgery on Saturday” “Oh really? Yeah I didn’t fell too well
on Saturday either”
This is going to be another short one this week as things
really haven't improved that much, oh and work was a bit busy yesterday morning
when I usually do the shaping of this so I couldn't get much done. Damn sick
people with their health needs.
I don't re...
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Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, January 24, 2010,
I seem to be the luckiest person in the world.
Last year I was chosen to help a Kenyan Prince to help him transfer his money
out of the country (small fee to me) and now this,
Dear E-mail
Bearer,
You
have won the sum of £500,000.00 GBGBP in
the British Online.
Sweepstakes
Promo head on Sat 16 Jan 2010.Your Your e-mail address
Dream
Number draw 367 the winning lucky
numbers:1
9 6 1 3 1 9.(Dream number)
To
claim of your pri...
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Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, September 6, 2009,
This morning I told you I was off to Dorchester Show so I thought I would thri...
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Posted by Martyn Norris on Monday, July 20, 2009,
When we went to see Harry
Potter on Wednesday ...
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Posted by Martyn Norris on Wednesday, February 4, 2009,
Well in my Dorchiocentric world the “Snow Event” has ended. My Brother built a massive snowman, as did significant other, both of about 6 inches tall. Monstrous erections they were too but now they have all melted. Is there a sadder sight then that of a mostly melted snow person? It was estimated that 6 million Englishman didn’t go to work on Monday and it cost the economy £1.3 billion. 6000 schools were shut. Good. Get outside and have some fun. It’s good for you. Embrace your inner...
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