Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, September 19, 2010,
Basically we should just write this week off. We were never
going to win. Most of the papers care not for the crimes carried out by or
covered up by the Catholic Church and neither do the television news programs.
They have God on their side so that is such a massive positive that all other
things are swept away. That is the right God by the way, not one of those funny
foreign Gods.
Try this thought
experiment; a Muslim leader wants... Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, September 5, 2010,
Yesterday at the Dorset County Show my nephew asked “what
are those?” pointing at a bull that was walking away from us.
What am I supposed to
say? He is 8 and inquisitive and clearly doesn’t know, so there is only one
thing to do, go for it.
“They are testicles.”
“What are testicles?”
Ah, crap, I thought he’d just be happy with that, “Ummm, they are its
sex organs.” The predictable response was indeed forth... Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, August 8, 2010,
You try and give something up and it pulls you
back in. It's a bit like Scientology in that respect.
I was going to stop doing this “every sunday”
thing, for a while at least, because the podcast
is staring to take off and it takes quite a bit of time to do both. That and I
don't want to repeat myself.
After last weeks posting no one commented at
all on me stopping so I thought “The readers, or lack of them, have spoken... Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Monday, July 26, 2010,
There is a new episode of
the DORC podcast here and it’s on
Itunes, search for DORC in the podcasts bit. Hope you enjoy it. Oh and if you like it could you tell your friends about it xx
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Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, July 25, 2010,
Ref.#: LIUK/5020/0291/89 £1,500,000.00 British Pounds Liverwood award WINNER, held in July 2010. For claims send form; Complete Name.. Address/Country.. Telephone.. Occupation.. Tel: 00447031802258 : Reply to: liverwish1@aol.com Liverwood Promotion Really, these phisers really aren’t trying that hard any more. Ok so it turns out that you can get broadband access in Kent, who knew? Anyway as I am away this weekend I have only have time for a few awards, The Award for A Joke That No One In Their Ri... Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Friday, July 23, 2010,
Episode 2 of the podcast is here and it is on Itunes. Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Monday, July 19, 2010,
I've tried something new, I have made a podcast, you might like it, you
might not, see what you think.You can listen to it here. Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Monday, June 21, 2010,
I’m not sure if this should go on the Allotment blog or my general one so I’ve put it both, I’m not sire what I’ll do in the future.
So I've been doing a little more Guerrilla Gardening. There is some bare soil near my house and so I had put plants in it.
On the Guerrilla Gardening website there is a section on how to create seed bombs but I didn't want to do that. The small area is “looked after” by someone ... Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, March 28, 2010,
“Yeah, Significant Other was admitted on Friday evening,
yeah, had emergency surgery on Saturday” “Oh really? Yeah I didn’t fell too well
on Saturday either”
This is going to be another short one this week as things
really haven't improved that much, oh and work was a bit busy yesterday morning
when I usually do the shaping of this so I couldn't get much done. Damn sick
people with their health needs.
I don't re... Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, January 24, 2010,
I seem to be the luckiest person in the world.
Last year I was chosen to help a Kenyan Prince to help him transfer his money
out of the country (small fee to me) and now this,
Dear E-mail
Bearer,
You
have won the sum of £500,000.00 GBGBP in
the British Online.
Sweepstakes
Promo head on Sat 16 Jan 2010.Your Your e-mail address
Dream
Number draw 367 the winning lucky
numbers:1
9 6 1 3 1 9.(Dream number)
To
claim of your pri... Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Sunday, September 6, 2009,
This morning I told you I was off to Dorchester Show so I thought I would thri... Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Monday, July 20, 2009,
When we went to see Harry
Potter on Wednesday ... Continue reading ...
Posted by Martyn Norris on Wednesday, February 4, 2009,
Well in my Dorchiocentric world the “Snow Event” has ended. My Brother built a massive snowman, as did significant other, both of about 6 inches tall. Monstrous erections they were too but now they have all melted. Is there a sadder sight then that of a mostly melted snow person? It was estimated that 6 million Englishman didn’t go to work on Monday and it cost the economy £1.3 billion. 6000 schools were shut. Good. Get outside and have some fun. It’s good for you. Embrace your inner... Continue reading ...
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