I want to start with a question, (I do that quite a lot I’ve noticed. Should stop) have you ever seen a mole alive? I ask because I’ve just got back from the allotment where I found yet another dead mole. I find at least one a year. They are very pretty and soft looking but they are always dead. Are moles ever actually alive or was this mole just playing dead? You know, with the maggots being in on the joke and stuff.

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